A Tale of Mismanagement

Title: A Tale of Mismanagement

In the realm of wealth and sweet delight,
A candy store, so colorful and bright,
Yet O’Leary proclaimed with all might,
“I wouldn’t let him manage a candy store!”

But it wasn’t sugar or sweets they craved,
Rather, power and policies unsaved,
Newsom’s decisions had them enslaved,
“I wouldn’t let him manage a candy store!”

California’s energy industry, once strong,
Now suffering, as policies went wrong,
Chevron’s profits, they fell along,
“I wouldn’t let him manage a candy store!”

Chevron’s losses, up to four billion,
Strangled by regulations, so hard and keen,
Newsom’s reign, a toxic potion unseen,
“I wouldn’t let him manage a candy store!”

A tale of mismanagement, so stark,
The consequences, leaving an impactful mark,
As the candy store’s profits sank in the dark,
“I wouldn’t let him manage a candy store!”

So let it be known, the lesson learned,
Leadership is key, with wisdom earned,
Or else our future will forever be adjourned,
“I wouldn’t let him manage a candy store!”

Keywords: mismanagement, candy store, energy policies, profit hit, California Governor, O’Leary