Crazed Concoction

Crazed Concoction

Boarding through the jet bridge, a frenzied dance,
United unveils their wild boarding advance.
Gone are the zones, the sequence traditional,
A new method in place, a process quite unusual.

No longer by rows, but by colors they go,
Orange, green, and blue, like a carnival show.
Rows align in chaos, travelers navigate,
In this mad concoction, they all participate.

An enigma of speed, a test of wit and grace,
With cunning strategy, a victory they chase.
Jumping queues and sprinting, the fastest prevail,
As they hack the system, a thrilling tale to unveil.

But amidst the frenzy, let us not forget,
The camaraderie forged, like a tight-knit set.
For in this vivid chaos, connections will thrive,
As strangers come together, in this wild drive.

So, heed this invitation, to join the fervent race,
To crack the boarding code, at a breathless pace.
Embrace the uncertainty, the rush and the thrill,
In United’s crazed process, your spirit shall fulfill.