Latest Overwatch 2 Patch Breaks Support Hero In A Hilarious Way

A wacky update swept across the realm,
Unleashing chaos in battles overwhelmed,
Support heroes caught in a whimsical dance,
Their powers twisted, given a peculiar chance.

Mercy’s wings sprouted feathers divine,
But instead of healing, she poured out red wine,
Laughter filled the battlefield in an uproar,
As her drunken teammates stumbled, wanting more.

Zenyatta’s orbs transformed into rubber balls,
The sound of their bounces echoing through the halls,
Enemies and allies alike shared a laugh,
As they dodged Zen’s playful, bouncing wrath.

Ana’s sleep dart grew thrice its original size,
A comical sight that caught everyone’s eyes,
Heroes toppled over in exaggerated slumber,
Creating a scene that no one could encumber.

Moira’s healing spray turned into glowing glitter,
Covering heroes in sparkles, making them twitter,
With each burst, the battlefield became a rave,
As foes and friends danced together, brave.

Lucio’s speed boost became uncontrollably fast,
Heroes whizzing by as if on a rollercoaster blast,
Laughter erupted from all corners of the map,
As Lucio’s beats sent players into a joyful clap.

Baptiste’s immortality field now resembled a cake,
Standing tall with frosting and candles to bake,
All heroes gathered, abandoning the fight,
To celebrate with Baptiste, a sugary delight.

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